what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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