You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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