Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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