real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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