Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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