so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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