I bet he comes in French.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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