I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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