That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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