I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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