Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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