don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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