U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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