There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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