Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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