it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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