I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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