You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just forgot I was standing up.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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