Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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