PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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