Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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