so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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