can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am spending my child support on dildos
I wish i was in the wii world.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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