Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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