the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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