She's JV to your varsity
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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