he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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