Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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