you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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