He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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