"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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