I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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