if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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