I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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