i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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