YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize