Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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