It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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