Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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