we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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