Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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