You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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