Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
its liver damage thursday
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