The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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