I have demons in me.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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