I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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