I looked at my own cervix.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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