Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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