I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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