So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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