you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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