ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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