is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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