My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
im holly from the hills drunk
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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