I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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