Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize