i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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