Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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